yet: which horrible affliction are you? I’m Rabies. “Your most famous symptom is hypersalviation – that delightful foaming at the mouth that we have come to know and indeed love. However, you can also cause hallucination; think of the fun you could have at parties!”

has posted a further report on people who haven’t changed the default title on their GoLive-produced website. If I’m not mistaken, Adobe hadn’t yet purchased GoLive when it was still at version 3.

: God Angrily Clarifies ‘Don’t Kill’ Rule. “‘I don’t care what faith you are, everybody’s been making this same mistake since the dawn of time,’ God said. ‘The Muslims massacre the Hindus, the Hindus massacre the Muslims. The Buddhists, everybody massacres the Buddhists. […] And the Christians? You people believe in a Messiah who says, ‘Turn the other cheek,’ but you’ve been killing everybody you can get your hands on since the Crusades.'”

for everyone, but I think that I may have a reliable report of the sighting of a clear sign of the apocalypse…

Rush Limbaugh has (very publicly) chastised Falwell for his ignorant comments, even going so far as to call him “Osama bin Falwell”. According to my very reliable source, the gist of his message was that, “even though Rush himself doesn’t like gays/feminists/left wingers, it is their right as citizens of the US to say and do as they please, and for Falwell, Robertson et al. to blame them for the ‘armageddon’ is ignorant and incendiary.”

My hockey name is Guy La Boyleau. Yup. [via Swallowing Tacks, who got it through Heather and Jish, two of my favourite Canadian expats in California]