that Ms. Champ is insane, you would only have to look at her site today (tomorrow it will doubtless be here). Everyone knows that the proper and more aesthetically pleasing method of installing a roll of toilet paper is to use the “paper elephant” method (loose end in front, resembling an elephant’s trunk) and not the “snail goes south” method (with the loose end towards the wall, resembling nothing as much as a snail). Harrumph indeed!