Handicapping the Grammys at CBS News: “If Radiohead and Beck cancel each other out for the alternative vote and Paul Simon and Steely Dan split the baby boomers, you could very well see Eminem win the Grammy. And if that happens, man, they’re gonna tie that poor silly rapper to the dousing stool. George Will will have his thesaurus out, and the liberals will be blaming the gun lobby, and William Bennett will be wringing his hands till his thumbs fly off.” (Bill Flanagan / Kuralt v2.0).